Playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days in Real Time

[VentusVulture]

Today Xion found out her true origins. This is her 9/11

[SkieSquiggles]

incredibly funny timing here

[VentusVulture]

Roxas and Axel have been teaming up to search for Xion together – a few days ago Roxas had a really weird phantasmagoric mission to Destiny Islands and might've seen her but also might not have? It was vague. No luck so far...

[VentusVulture]

I get to play as fucking goofy now hell yes

[SkieSquiggles]

hooooooooly shit

[VentusVulture]

Roxas can jump higher now (fucking finally). Also we found riku and xion today but they ran away...

[VentusVulture]

Xion has been brought back to the castle. Not voluntarily though, Axel karate chopped her in the fucking neck. Everyone has been acting so weird lately

[VentusVulture]

Today was Ruler of the Sky day. If you know what that means you know that Roxas has just had the worst day of his entire fucking 301 days of living. Neither Xion nor Axel showed up to even sit with him today. I hope Pete the cat dies forever for summoning that bullshit I don't care that he's hot. I've gotten less than five hours of sleep in the past two days

[VentusVulture]

Roxas was having an off day today so his level was halved. Everyone is starting to realize they're Sora I think. Also Roxas claimed Xion's never worried about him even though she left him seashells twenty fucking days in a row literally less than a month after she met him like come on dude

[SkieSquiggles]

Kingdom Hearts is so funny to me