Microsoft Paint Adventure (SINGULAR!!!!)

[DoctorBodacious]

> equip the nothing

[keroberrycola]

> remove mspa reference from HUD

[perpetuaReality]

> equip the nothing

You equip the NOTHING!
...
It feels REALLY weird in your hands...

You unequip the NOTHING for now, you think...

[keroberrycola]

> use phone to read "nothing" article on wikipedia to help understand what just happened

[Jacknerik]

>Try to recall why Health is missing a Half Heart

[perpetuaReality]

> use phone to read "nothing" article on wikipedia to help understand what just happened

You equip your CELLPHONE, open a BROWSER TAB and navigate to the Wikipedia page on "Nothing", looking for anything that may help you comprehend what that NOTHING item you just grabbed was all about.

Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any useful results... It's all philosophical crap and stuff about virtual particles, whatever those are.

[Jacknerik]

>Put the phone away and see if your senses will adjust to the darkness.

[DoctorBodacious]

> retrieve arms from cheap cushion

[DoctorBodacious]

> wait, whats our name

[nonexistentPumpkin]

>Use key. Like just, get up and pantomime inserting the key into a door.