You Love This Club! You Want To Live Here!

[Jacknerik]

> A secret 4th option, No visible arms but if needs be a regular human arm reaches out from inside the darkness of the hat. Also the hat should be teal.

[SkieSquiggles]

> yes... the colors are perfect... and ribbons for arms would be very cute!

[nonexistentPumpkin]

> A secret 4th option, No visible arms but if needs be a regular human arm reaches out from inside the darkness of the hat. Also the hat should be teal.

You suppose you could do that, though it'd require adding some of the JPEG ARTS to your rendering, which you are not all that well-versed in and - Ah fuck.

=->



This is it. The call you've been dreading. The call every club leader gets. The call from the ROOM 424 WORLD DOMINATION CLUB. The leader of that club, Albert Tensei (that means genius), employs other club leaders to do his bidding. Bidding which usually revolves around FIGHTING A MAGICAL GIRL. Now that your club has a thing that it does, he's sure to want to use you too...

=->Eeby: Pick up.



OPEN CALLLOG:
??? is calling!
Eeby: Yes hello this is the leader of the 3D Rendering Club speaking!
???: For centuries, the bottom of the deepest seas have been shrouded in mystery and superstition-
Eeby: OH GOD DAMNIT IS THIS A BIONICLE COMMERCIAL? WRONG NUMBER, JACKASS.
Eeby has hung up!

You don't know how they keep getting your number! Oh hold on, you're getting another call.

=->Eeby: Pick up. Again.



OPEN CALLLOG:
Albert Tensei is calling!
Albert Tensei: How would you like to be part of a Perfect Perfect Plan to-
Eeby: Not interested.
Albert Tensei: But with your help we could finally take down that bothersome Raven! 3D renders are quite powerful...
Eeby: 3D renders are for recreational battles against OTHER 3D renders, not magical girls. It's against our code to code for evil!
Albert Tensei: Then you leave me no choice... I must deal with you myself.
Eeby: Wait since when do you fight other club leaders?
Albert Tensei: I only fight ones who use powerful artifacts such as coding tomes... That power can't be left unchecked.
Eeby: Well then you can march right over here! We'll serve you some Utah tea.
Gibbons: DID I JUST HEAR UTAH TEA?
Albert Tensei: No, Gibbons!
Gibbons: Aw...
Albert Tensei: You've just made a powerful enemy, Eggabelle Johnsby. Mark my words.
Albert Tensei has hung up!
That means genius!

=->



Welp. You just made a powerful enemy. You have enough time to make Rendy (which you're deciding is the name of your mascot), or you could try to recruit new club members and hope they already have summons. You could also do some other third thing that doesn't involve the author of this adventure needing to add new 3D models to the adventure.

How will you prepare?
>_

(This is my 3000th post!)

[SkieSquiggles]

> There's strength in numbers! Recruit an awesome sidekick to the club.

[nonexistentPumpkin]

> There's strength in numbers! Recruit an awesome sidekick to the club.

Clubs don't have a sidekick syste- well okay actually several clubs including the World 424 World Domination Club DO have a sidekick system, but you're not one of them! All club members will be treated equally under your guidance and-

KNOCK KNOCK

Oh! Someone is here!

=->



A new person is here! A potential club member?

=->



OPEN DIALOGUELOG:
???: hello yes i am here for new club activities, i heard through the...walls. that you needed a member for three dee stuff. i am normal about it.
Eeby: ...Do you have a coding tome?
???: half
Eeby: What happened to the other half?
???: hungry
Eeby: Well, as long as you can still use it to render...
???: yeah i just cant choose things over 30 gigs now.
Eeby: Good! I was gonna stick to low-poly anyway so as not to come off as too intimidating to new members.
???: oh so i shouldn't summon the hideous mass?
Eeby: No no, way too advanced. That's in my notes as a group activity for much later in the year.
???: understood, save the hideous mass for later in the year.
Eeby: Oh, I should probably give you this!

=->Eeby: 3D render up some sign-up forms.



There! These will spread across the school corkboards naturally.

=->???: Fill out form.



Oh, their name is Sebastian! Looks like you have your first club member! But it looks like they don't have their summon...

What will you do?
>_

Second panel by special guest artist WoolJester, who provided their OC to use! They also wrote their own dialogue.

If you would like to fill out the form, note that you do not have to make an actual 3D model for your summon and can just draw it instead.

[SlothfulSpectre]

oh shit this thread is alive again

> search the coding tomes for the most powerful most forbidden most not-for-beginners summon there is, to defeat Albert Tensei

[SlothfulSpectre]

oh shit this thread is alive again

> search the coding tomes for the most powerful most forbidden most not-for-beginners summon there is, to defeat Albert Tensei

(that means genius)

[nonexistentPumpkin]

oh shit this thread is alive again

> search the coding tomes for the most powerful most forbidden most not-for-beginners summon there is, to defeat Albert Tensei

OPEN DIALOGUELOG:
Sebby: Okay so i found something in my half-tome. good news is it's fully functioning and is one of my earliest yet most powerful creations, once able to eat literal god-renders.
Sebby: bad news is the whole school incident super compressed its files to the point its weaker, and no longer a 3D render but a 2D one. His name is Trulboge.
Eeby: I think I've heard of this one! Didn't it have a cooler hat...?
Sebby: No the hat was always the same, just a bit bigger. Trulboge was less a spade-tailed seal before though. you know what omen looks like?
Sebby: imagine like 50 omens glued together and purple, and also radiating infinite hatred.
Eeby: Scary!
Sebby: now it uh. its compressed. goes awawa. it can still kind of do its planet-breaker-beam. but its very small and makes him very sleepy.
Eeby: We might need it if we go up against Gibbons... I hear he's secretly a 3D render!
Sebby: I hear he's got a switch 2. i want it. can we claim it as collateral after we win.
Eeby: Alright, I should compile Rendy in 2D form so we can have a test battle.
Sebby: pokemon rules or digimon rules
Eeby: Good question. Pokemon gives us less moves but stronger single attacks, Digimon gives us more moves but they upgrade slower, though we do get more multihit attacks out of it.
Sebby: ...we should ponder this for a while before any battles happen.
Eeby: Yes, perhaps opening ourselves up to some kind of READER SUGGESTION.
Sebby: if anyone picks yu-gi-oh rules im kicking their ass
Sebby: i am NOT rendering a pot of greed equivalent.
Eeby: Oh, I just remembered! My DIGIMON EYE will give my renders a bonus if we choose Digimon rules. We should keep that in mind.
Sebby: and my pocket-sized monstrous form which is how i am always baa will give my renders a bonus if we pick Pokemon rules. something we should also keep in mind.

=->



>_

[SlothfulSpectre]

digimon!

[SkieSquiggles]

> ENGAGE DIGIMON RULES