SUPERBOWL SUNDAY FEB 9, 6/5cSo wait, what is this?
BUMBLE BON FUMBLE is an event where guys(gender agnostic) will get in a wrestling ring and try to win it
There was a big "U" in the video, does that mean "me"? Can I join?
Yes! Make a post in this thread with the template below to sign up. Use the example in my next post to get an idea of what I'm looking for in your application. Put it in spoilers or u triple gay
Name: name of guy Location: wheres they from Appearance: try to keep it simple Stats: (assign from 1-6, 1 being the best)
Strength - x
Toughness - x
Speed - x
Stamina - x
Skill - x
Charisma - x Description: flavour for your guy to help me make them
I'm making all characters by hand so don't suggest something that will make me have to do a lot of work
When do signups end?
February 2nd, 6/5c
Is there a limit to how many people can sign up?
I dunno. 50? Let's say 50.
Name: Wes DeBeef Location: Reno, Nevada Appearance: Blonde mullet, red sleeveless top, jeans with a black leather belt, black leather boots. Massively muscular, fair complexion Stats:
Strength - 1
Toughness - 3
Speed - 5
Stamina - 4
Skill - 6
Charisma - 2 Description: Whether he's strutting his physique for the honeys, or putting his size fourteens to the competition, Wes wants to make sure that all eyes are on him, and that they all know they'll never find a finer specimen of superhuman strength within the squared circle. It's not enough to just win, you gotta look good doin' it.
Name: scrumbler
Location: "my mom and my dad" (they are canadian)
Appearance: black hair in ponytail, dresses like they are like 5 and their mom picks their clothes. they are white probably.
Stats:
Strength - 5
Toughness - 6
Speed - 1
Stamina - 1
Skill - 5
Charisma - 4
Description: scrumbler is a child at heart in a way, with an immense love for running around and playing. they are incredibly fast with high stamina, but thats about all they have going for them. they are far too nice and weak to be here, but even if they are torn to shreds they will say "yay! i had fun!"
Name:The Pescatarian Delight Location:"Parts Unknown" Appearance:tall and imposing man with a fish head (maybe a salmon?) and very cool striped sports shorts. tan skin. Stats:
Strength - 4
Toughness - 6
Speed - 2
Stamina - 3
Skill - 5
Charisma - 1 Description: Is it a man, a fish, or a monster..?! Known for it's ruthless tactics and ability to withstand many a fierce blow when in the ring, The Pescatarian Delight is a menace to all who cross it's fearsome gaze during any given match-- and a mystery to those who seek to understand it outside of the ring...
Name: El Dramatico
Location: "Your worst nightmare"
Appearance: Blonde flat top and beard, green singlet with yellow elbow/knee pads, green boots, slightly fat, pale white boi, looks like a total douche tbh
Stats
Strength - 3
Toughness - 5
Speed - 6
Stamina - 4
Skill - 3
Charisma - 2
Description: El Dramatico is a smug S.O.B. who thinks he's the next big thing in pro wrestling... despite spending the better part of 12 years working indy events that usually can only afford to book at high school gyms. He's like if Ryback was a wrestler.
Name: Sweater Jeff
Location: Kohl's
Appearance: Huge, garish, scratchy, fucking annoying sweater that says mother loves u on it. Almost muttonchops
Stats: (assign from 1-6, 1 being the best)
Strength - 5 (weak)
Toughness - 3 (thick)
Speed - 6 (thick)
Stamina - 2 (sweaty-er)
Skill - 4 (unwieldy)
Charisma - 1
Description: His mom made him a sweater and he fucking HATES it. It itches so bad hes got huge watery eyes theyre so sad feel bad for him. His pathos is enormous (on account of his suffering). Please let him win
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Name: Dollars Bill
Location: Wall Street
Appearance: sleazy expensive suit, cowboy hat, big sunglasses, big smug grin of guy who knows he's so so so much richer than you, bodybuilder physique underneath it all
Stats: (assign from 1-6, 1 being the best)
Strength - 2
Toughness - 1
Speed - 6
Stamina - 4
Skill - 5
Charisma - 3
Description: Literally an oil baron. Being stupid rich is no long enough for him; he needs a champion belt for yet another way to show other people he's better than them. Has mostly been (expensively) training for big muscles because that's all it takes to win at wrestling, right?
Name: THE ANDROID
Location: The far flung future of 2027...
Appearance: An extremely big and muscular bald man whose entire hairless body is spray painted silver, wearing only black swimming trunks.
Stats:
Strength - 1
Toughness - 2
Speed - 5
Stamina - 3
Skill - 4
Charisma - 6
Description: Supposedly a robot sent from an alternate timeline to avert total disaster in ours; single-minded and emotionless, THE ANDROID was created to do one thing and one thing only. WIN AT WRESTLING.
Name: Bud
Location: THE WILDERNESS
Appearance: Orc
Stats:
Strength - 1
Toughness - 2
Speed - 5
Stamina - 2
Skill - 5
Charisma - 6
Description: survived in the wilds since he could remember. absolutely clueless in social situations despite trying, but knows how to smash someone's ribcage into pieces. how does he do it? even he doesn't know, but it works.
Name: A Gay Man Overhere
Location: plano, texas
Appearance: like this
Stats:
Strength - 3
Toughness - 2
Speed - 4
Stamina - 6
Skill - 6
Charisma - 6
Description: hey, im a gay man over here! you look good! lemme get a look of you... spin it around pal! eheeyyy nice! not bad!...so listen! i could take care of you whatever you want, im here to please you. tell ya what tho! before i get goin! i need ta relax n unwind a lil bit, you go get me some hypnoweed, come on back here, and i will TAKE CAREA YOU GOOD i promise you, alrah? ill see you in a lil while pal. go get that hypnoweed
on it. Almost muttonchops
lemme get a look of you... spin it around pal! 
eheeyyy nice! not bad!...so listen! i could take care of you whatever you want, im here to please you. tell ya what tho! before i get goin! i need ta relax n unwind a lil bit, you go get me some hypnoweed, come on back here, and i will TAKE CAREA YOU GOOD i promise you, alrah? ill see you in a lil while pal. go get that hypnoweed 
