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Review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

FUCK YOU

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Review: Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves

Pretty frickin' sweet!

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SlothfulSpectre wrote: ↑Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:32 am Go read Gideon the Ninth.

Look at her.

Read her book.

sell me on gideon the ninth, all i know about it is

and

- my good friend Kim

DoctorBodacious wrote: ↑Thu Nov 24, 2022 12:41 pm sell me on gideon the ninth, all i know about it is

and

- my good friend Kim

I don't think I've ever seen anyone with that take before, seen plenty of the opposite.

Anyway people say that it's a book about "lesbian necromancers in space" a lot and it kinda is but i feel like that's kinda misleading for the first book because Gideon isn't a necromancer and for the most part they aren't in space. It's like mostly a gothic horror about these two girls that fucking hate eachother skulking around a castle trying to solve mysteries, and also the main character is a butch lesbian who makes stupid jokes and thinks about tiddies and swords a lot.

It's a fun read if you like skeletons, or swords, or girls who are evil, or butch redheads

SlothfulSpectre wrote: ↑Thu Nov 24, 2022 1:08 pm It's like mostly a gothic horror about these two girls that fucking hate eachother skulking around a castle trying to solve mysteries, and also the main character is a butch lesbian who makes stupid jokes and thinks about tiddies and swords a lot.

Instantly sold

once read a haruki murakami book and got sucked into a black hole as a result, would recommend.

Just finished "White Noise" by Don DeLillo and it was SO HECKIN' GOOD. I definitely recommend reading it before watching the movie (Even though I think the film is still pretty good even if it misses the mark). It has some strange otherwordly dialogue that was so fun to read. Everyone spoke like a mix of Wes Anderson and David Lynch characters. If you are down for weird shit I would highly recommend it.

REVIEW: JOEY SMITHS BOOK O' MORMON


RATING: 0/10 TASTED AND ROLLED LIKE SHIT
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