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OOOOO lookout! I'm gunna get you!

*gets so scared i piss myself* erm, it's right behind me, isnt it?

OH FUCK! IM IN THE FUCKIN BATHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wgere thefuck am i

*gets teleported 2 the backroons*

'WHOAH! Where am I? '

*looks around*

'gee this place is kinda scary. Guess I better start looking for a way out.'

*begins walking, but stops and sees a note on the floor*
*bends down and picks up the note*

'guess I better read this!'

What to do if u ever get lost in the backrooms
a helpful guide
1. Find your strongest sense and follow it. It will change so pay attention.
2. Slow down. Your most important resource is energy. Once its gone, you can't get it back.
3. If you have to sleep, do it in short bursts and never in the same place twice.
4. Go left, because then you'll never be right.
5. Memories can give off powerful scents. If you find yourself remembering something, try to leave it behind as it will draw attention away from yourself for a time.
6. Sing! Its important to keep morale up, and it doesn't seem like anything here can hear you anyways.
7. If you see something sticking out from a wall, grab it and crush it underfoot before moving on.
8. Get creeped out.
9. A good story has a good ending. Is a satisfying ending a good ending? Can a bad ending be satisfying? What kind of ending do you think you could come up with? Try to make it real.
10. Whatever you do, no matter what, always make sure you-

*before I finish reading it I get bored and use the paper plus some weed I brought to roll a huge blunt, and I begin puffing fatly*

'wow! maybe this place isn't so bad after all!'

help

what was that

i want to live here