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While we are here to rescue Bingo, there's always time for a little clownery. Do some juggling or maybe make some balloon animals.

robin! wrote: ↑Wed Dec 17, 2025 5:40 pmDo a backflip!

Bad idea. Your climate control bubble isn't going to do anything if you make direct skin contact with the hot sand!

cabin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 17, 2025 8:25 pm juggle some desert creatures!!

The Two-Colored Orthodoxy doesn't really teach juggling as one of its disciplines, so you've only taken one class on it during a cultural exchange thing and you're NOT VERY GOOD. You can't even do THE SCRUNGLER, so you don't think some juggling from you would be entertaining.

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PayCreeps wrote: ↑Thu Dec 18, 2025 2:00 pm While we are here to rescue Bingo, there's always time for a little clownery. Do some juggling or maybe make some balloon animals.

Oh shoot! You posted this just as I was getting this ready, I'll address it next update.

What does the two-clown orthodoxy teach? Could you demonstrate?

robin! wrote: ↑Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:03 pm What does the two-clown orthodoxy teach? Could you demonstrate?

♪Intro of The Two-Colored♪


The TWO-COLORED ORTHODOXY, like most clown denominations, preaches the value of making people smile, and the SEVEN VIRTUES through which one can best entertain others. Their namesake comes from the fact that unlike other clown denominations, they believe any one clown should commit themselves to only two of these virtues. You chose STAR and HEART, obviously, which involves a lot of showmanship and a lot of friendliness. This is not to say you know nothing of the other virtues, of course, you're just not the right clown to put them into practice. It's really all about-

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Oh, wait. You wanted to see what kind of TRICKS they teach, right?

PayCreeps wrote: ↑Thu Dec 18, 2025 2:00 pm While we are here to rescue Bingo, there's always time for a little clownery. Do some juggling or maybe make some balloon animals.

They do teach balloon animals, and that one falls under the HEART virtue so you know it quite well! It's a little out of its element here in the rainshadow desert and it's missing a couple limbs, but Aurora wanted you to learn how to make a squibbon!

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Can you make a balloon-boat and ford your way across the rainshadow desert?

robin! wrote: ↑Fri Dec 19, 2025 11:31 pm Can you make a balloon-boat and ford your way across the rainshadow desert?

Oh, you can do a lot better than a balloon boat...

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This concludes the portion of the adventure which will be in the art jam! Thank you all for suggesting, omekapo!

Oh yeah, reminder to people in case they're not familiar with Homestuck: You can suggest anything, INCLUDING being another character whenever the fuck you want.

what's Bingo up to?