> use phone to read "nothing" article on wikipedia to help understand what just happened https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20Adventure/img/6a.png You equip your CELLPHONE, open a BROWSER TAB and navigate to the Wikipedia page on "Nothing", looking for anything th...

DoctorBodacious wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 8:31 pm > equip the nothing

You equip the NOTHING!
...
It feels REALLY weird in your hands...

You unequip the NOTHING for now, you think...

Check pockets for anything that can shine a light. i concur, > check inventory https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20Adventure/img/4.png You check your INVENTORY, which is a thing you can do. You currently own: ONE (1) CELLPHONE, ONE (1) LIFE SAVER, (~) NOTHING, and ONE (1) KEY. You a...

> enter REM cycle > Dream. https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20Adventure/img/3a.gif https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20Adventure/img/3b.png https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20Adventure/img/3c.png https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft%20Paint%20A...

You find yourself snoozing while sitting in what appears to be some kind of waiting room. Or, you would find yourself doing this, if you were awake. Which you are not. Regardless, here you are, sleeping peacefully. Or as peacefully as you can sleep sitting slightly slouched over, on top of a thin l...

https://www.perpetuareality.com/Microsoft Paint Adventure/img/1.gif You find yourself snoozing while sitting in what appears to be some kind of waiting room. Or, you would find yourself doing this, if you were awake. Which you are not. Regardless, here you are, sleeping peacefully. Or as peacefully...

TBFish wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 1:05 pm taki stix is the best form of that chip

Wrong. Iberian ham lays. Or Cheetos 3D or whatever those scrumptious fuckers are called

trick question you didnt get any physical switch game and you never will. we're chasing windmills here