Name: Sweater Jeff Location: Kohl's Appearance: Huge, garish, scratchy, fucking annoying sweater that says mother loves u :) on it. Almost muttonchops Stats: (assign from 1-6, 1 being the best) Strength - 5 (weak) Toughness - 3 (thick) Speed - 6 (thick) Stamina - 2 (sweaty-er) Skill - 4 (unwieldy) ...