SEASONS GREASONS fuck da police

I think hexagons are better than triangles

Murder is actually legal in banks if you didn't know

I just took a very short nap and I feel sleepy and slightly confused

My dad works at nintendo and he said that Bowser and Luigi have passionate gay sex in the Mario Movie.

I want delicious sweet treats and candies

I promise I'm a real vampire dude I WOULDN'T lie to you dude I drink blood and stuff. Why can I be in the sun? Uhh because um because uhh I'm sorry I'm not actually a vampire I was pranking you

I'll get right on it boss

Trains are so cool, I'm excited for the next time I get to go on one

Ow